Prematurepaniculation

To panic prematurely

When Bob was sent out of the office from his boss, he suffered from prematurepaniculation, thinking he was fired, but in reality, he just needed to get the newspaper from the front of the office.

by HGuitar May 26, 2015

Pomadee

Kids from ages around twelve to eighteen typically who grease back their hair like greasers from the late forties and fifties. Normally seen in older, urban areas with greasy rags hanging out of their pockets and combs. Usually carry a knife. Rolled up sleeves. Large belt buckles. Some delinquent pomadees smoke. The "pomade" part comes from the pomade they grease their hair with, and the "ee" as in absentee or a word of similar matter.

Person one: "Yeah, strutting around town like he's so special with his black shirt and cowboy boots. What a pomadee."
Person two: "Totally agreed. That pomadee needs to clean up himself."

Person three: "Oh, look at the little snot, trying to pick up that freshman girl. Totally a pomadee."

by HorsertheHugen May 24, 2016

POMATO

A combination of the word potato and tomato, often used as a ship name for the cutest couple to roam the planet.

A Tomato: Hey lets date
A Potato: Okey what should our ship name be?
Both: OMG POMATO

by Elena the Potato July 16, 2018

Poma

Piss out my ass.

I drank so many Budweiser's last night, I wish the poma would stop.

by Hammercock4240 May 23, 2021

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

Premarital Sex

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020

promasturbator

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog

v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.

by Kreapar May 16, 2005