procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011

Procate

The act of processing.
To Process.

Matt procated what he would say to Adam in the bathroom.

by Gobey6 March 21, 2007

procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbate

To put off doing work and in stead jerking-off to look at porn on the computer.

A buddy of mine works from home and gets sidetracked easy, so he decides to look at porn and masturbate and not get any work done. I can call him up and i know when he is Procrasterbateing.

by Bigb20 August 10, 2010

Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

Procrasterbate

1.When you are masturbating, and you decide to stop for awhile, and go do something else.

2.Masturbating as an exscuse for not doing something else.

1.
-"Hey dude! I did the wierdest thing yesterday."
-"What?"
-"I procrasterbated. I was in the mood but decided to watch tv instead."

2.
-"Denworth!"
-"ahhh, boss!"
-"Denworth, if i see you procrasterbating instead of doing your work again, your fired!"

by Taylor Deyoung January 5, 2009

Procraster

Someone who procrastinates a lot or who has mastered the art of putting off work till another time. This can be accomplished through video games, sleep, or porn.

See Also: www.procrasternation.tumblr.com

That dude is such a procraster, he didn't start his work until almost midnight!

by Procraster Nation July 6, 2010