Spray painted

The act of leaving marks of fecal matter on the side of the toilet bowl.

Who spray painted the upstairs bathroom?

by AdamBell2523 May 5, 2020

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No Cap, Fax No Printer

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021

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the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

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Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist

A sex position where a male comes from behind a woman standing on her head, wraps one hand around her waste, while holding a seagull by the feet. The seagull is then dipped in any liquid (diarhea in an old coffee can works wonderfully). The seagull is then stuck into the vagina and twisted in a circle while the male and female both caw vigourously.

I gave my wife a Reverse Wraparound Painted Seagull Twist for our fiftieth wedding anniversary.

by Gouda June 11, 2006

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Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

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