emo bath bomb

when a depressed human uses a home made bath bomb, usually made from toasters, hair dryers, extension cords and anything electrical.

omg lucy used an emo bath bomb last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

pilot

a person who drives a plane.

joe is a pilot

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

and the point is?

you realise you’ve fucked up life and are going to fail school and end up working in maccas.

joe, and the point is?

by yourlocalemo January 7, 2020

the printer

the printer is a sexual position where the receiving parter lays with a printer on top of their pelvic area whilst naked and the giver lays on top of the printer with his penis being scanned by the printer ready to be printed off as a picture.

Margaret and Jon used the printer last night!

by yourlocalemo December 27, 2019

nightio

when you’re heading off to sleep and you want to wish your pals a cheery good night.

nightio leonna!

by yourlocalemo January 5, 2020