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Pocket Pretzel

Pretzels that you put in your pocket and offer to your peers
You: Wanna pocket pretzel
Them: What the fuck is wrong with you
or
"Get away from me"
or
"no!"
by Owlsarekewl January 8, 2018
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Preinlaws

Preinlaws = pre-Inlaws = your fiancee's family.
My girlfriend's father announced mine and Lucy's engagement at her family reunion, and I met all my new preinlaws.
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preik

A German man who is physically arousing. Can cause any girl to fall desperately in love with him. He will leave you always wanting more. He is tall and muscular and tan.
Girl he is a Preik
by merica'texasssbabyyyy June 8, 2014
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Pleizure

A seizure-type bodily reaction to excessive pleasure.
Her sexy mini thrusts during hot sex sent him shaking into a major pleizure.
by Dr. Biggs April 18, 2018
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pretzel chest

when you eat too many pretzels in a row without drinking anything and it feels like you can’t breathe. feels like you need water or you will die.
What’s wrong?”

“I ate too many pretzels and now I have pretzel chest! I need water!”
by pavilliondv January 7, 2021
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El Prezidino

A 6'4" hiphop artist out of Washington, DC. "The fastest man in Hip Hop" ran sub 4.4's and was courted by the NFL before starting his music career. Also the president of 3 Fingers Global. Formerly know as Demetrius Doss during his career at Marshall University and in the arena football league. Focuses on positive, upbeat, mostly Christian messages. AKA Dino (pronounced Dee-no). Currently touring in the east. One of the few CCM artists who is just as happy playing at a bar as he is at an auditorium. National release planned in 2008, his CD The Warning is widely available via the internet.
El Prezidino wears the Dino shades, but it's all good.
by bbcard1 December 23, 2007
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anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.
-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.
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