preganant

when you are preganant you have an ant in your stomach and it is growing to become a huge ant and take over the world. if you are preganant (preg- an- an-ant), you are 1/82375923586586836583. i hope this will never happen to you. to get preganant, you have to eat the toe juices of a far off cattle monster. and the chances of actually getting preganant instead of farting a frog is, 1/979195791.

she went to Afraney to get preganant.

by OFOROR April 20, 2019

pregame

n. To drink before going to a party. This most often happens because they party where you are going to will be carding and you are under or because you want to drink something hard to start your night off. Often pregaming happens at the house and involves taking shots.
v. The act of partaking in a pregame.

1) We really need to pregame tonight before we go out.
2) I really pregamed heavily last night. I feel really sick now.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

fat or pregnant dichotomy

The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.

That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.

by randygland25 August 18, 2010

pregzo

To be pregnant but in a non-caring way and unashamed of it. Usually those who are "pregzo" are those fat girls who play internet games like Habbo and the expression on their face are similar to the expression of the character Daria or in another words, the ":l" smiley.

Guy: Hey what's up?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

Guy2: Hey sit down! What do you think you're doing????
Girl: I'm pregzo * indifferent face*

Guy3: Finally, it's the weekend! What are you doing this weekend?
Girl: I'm pregzo. * indifferent face*

by HelloThere!! February 12, 2010

Pregnant Grove

A play-on-words to describe the small town in Utah, Pleasant Grove. This small Mormon community acquired this name because of a variety of reasons: a) The large number of children within the town's boundaries. B) The fact that there is nothing whatsoever for the large number of low/middle class teens to do except have unprotected sex, resulting in a large number of teen pregnancies per capita.

Hey man, these chicks at the University Mall aren't putting out for sheit. Lets head up to Pregnant Grove and get some easy tail.

by thomaskincade May 24, 2010

pregasaurus

1: A pregasaurus is a pregnant woman that that will destroy anything thats in the way of her and her food.

2: a pregnant lady that will eat anything, its a omnivore (eats plants and meat)

1; Quick everybody hide there's a pregasaurus coming and shes on a war path.

2; jason: hey man who's chocolate is this

brett: i wouldn't touch that it belongs to a pregasaurus

jason: oh shit that was close man that could have been my

last meal

brett: yeah man them pregasurus are vicious creatures

by pregasurus hunter October 12, 2011

Pregnopoly

1) you stay in a relationship with a man/woman because you have a child/children in common; 2) a woman gets pregnant with a child for the purpose of trying to keep the relationship; 3) a man trapped in the child support system; 4) when one stays in a relationship for the children's sake; 5) a parent enduring suffering so that the children maintain their happiness

Use it in a Sentence:
I had a one night stand and now I have a child with a stranger.
My baby mother lives with me and is still taking me for child support.
I stayed in my marriage thirteen years longer than I had to because we have children involved.I am stuck in a pregnopoly.
My son's father said he would kill me if I tried to leave him.

by Ablaque February 6, 2013