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Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.
Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.
by natxlaw November 4, 2009
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prickochet

A phenomenon that can occur to men's peni while engaging in a MMF (male-male-female) 3-some.
While DP (Double penetrating) the woman, a peni may sometimes go astray and flop out of it's respective slop socket. On rare occasions, when this occurs, the peni may also bounce, or prickochet, off the other wad-rod.
Dude, your cock just prickocheted off my jolly-log! Keep to your side of the taint-scape, you fag!!
by frank from safeway July 8, 2011
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prickologist

A gentleman who has elite skill in prickology. Most often a scholar from an Ivy League school. He’s a total dickheaded prick to everyone down to his mother. Never to be bothered and always telling others to fk off.
Look over there! It’s that asshole Carlton! Mannn, he’s a true prickologist. He earned it tho, 7 years and 600k in student loans and credit card debt. That angry prick thinks he owns the world. He just told Leroy to shine his shoes! Noway!!
by Richard Looong March 14, 2018
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precool

When a person was performing an act long before said act became a trend or viral.
I was cosplaying before cosplay was cool. You can say I’m precool.
by Yukester0201 May 14, 2019
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Precious

A girl who loves chocolate.
She even calls herself chocolate syrup.
If you meet a precious she has to be the most caring person you'll ever meet.
She has lots of jokes which she thinks are funny (someone should tell her they aren't funny).
She always has a smile on her face to brighten up people's day. If you know one......
Keep precious close
😎🌚
Precious is my friend's name
by thathotweirdo🌚💫 August 4, 2022
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Anal Precognition

The state being were in one's head is lodged so far up one's own anal cavity that one becomes able to see the future.
I've never a manger with such incredibly homes powers of anal precognition. He must have really had to work hard to get his head that far up his own ass!
by Grand Master OverSpank April 8, 2017
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pushin out precious

"Yeah, she has been in labor for 10 hour, but I think she's finally pushin out precious."
by dooberdanger April 15, 2009
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