pandalogy

A wise Panda God once said: Pandas believe that if you can't reach something, it's not important

In Pandalogy you follow the beliefs in the panda gods and their commandments

10 commandments of the Panda Gods
1. Thou shall always be lazy
2. Thou shall multiply for a panda army
3. Thou shall sleep at least 12 hours a day
4. Thou shall eat at least one bamboo forest a day
5. Thou shall not scream wile being eaten by a Panda God
6. Thou shall not try to reach what you can't reach
7. Thou shall try to evolve to rule mankind
8. Thou shall sleep and eat for 6 days on the 7 day thy shall eat more than thy sleep
9. Thou shall party every day
10.Thou shall be tasty and have blood type THC
The panda gods demand you to keep to these commandments or thy shall be eaten

Pandas are large, furry creatures who specialize in the art of being endangered. They have set up an advanced civilization in your back yard complete with tiki bars and large indrustrial companies of no importance whatsoever. Their Religion, Pandalogy is the belief in the Panda Gods.

by Pandafayse August 28, 2010

Panda Gas

When you can't stop cutting some powerful farts after eating Panda Express chow mein

"My panda gas tank is on full at the moment"

by Kappellmeister December 7, 2011

Pandaed

To be removed voluntarily or involuntarily from a guild; Also accompanied with a "Bye Cunt" panda meme

I just got pandaed by Sith Empire

by DeeMoney1 March 10, 2019

Red Panda

One of the most goddamn cute animals ever and yet no one gives 2 shits about it because its endangered.

Person 1: yo, you here about the red pandas that are dying out.
Person 2: a fucking wut

by Flippity-Flops December 23, 2018

Fire Penguin Disco Panda

this person has the most amazing name ever. your name will never be this awesome.

person 1: hey what's your name?
person 2: bob
person 1: i'm fire penguin disco panda! I PWN U!!!

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Pandamized

To be sodomized by panda

Corey was acceptingly surprised when he was pandamized at the Furry convention!

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Panda Sex

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Jake: You like fat asian woman?

Edwin: Yeah I love me some Panda Sex

I had some crazy Panda Sex last night.

by JakeTheChild October 28, 2015