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Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023
mugGet the Poutin’ Stoughtonmug.

Poutine Pussy

The act of making the Canadian delicacy "poutine" and eating it off your partner's freshly waxed pussy.
Gary and Stephanie shared a poutine pussy, eh?
by 6fa6e8dd24a387 July 24, 2019
mugGet the Poutine Pussymug.

poutine pizza

a fusion dish of poutine and pizza gaurentee to give a person diabetes and obesity if eaton regularly
by Klinkhammer January 29, 2025
mugGet the poutine pizzamug.

Alabama Poutine

A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
by Regulation Listener March 27, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Poutinemug.

Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
mugGet the Poutine Lawmug.

Alabama Poutine

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of cum covered fries” “wait you’ve never heard of Alabama Poutine”
by Raymond Somer March 28, 2024
mugGet the Alabama Poutinemug.

Poutine Pooter

When a woman has a yeast infection, a man will inject her vagina with poutine gravy. She then will do 10 jumping jacks. Then, she squirts the mixture over a fresh box of hot french fries, topping it off with at least one turd nugget. The man eats and finishes the meal.
I gave him a Poutine Pooter. Now he won't talk to me.
by BigDickCorrine July 4, 2020
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