Posturing

Taking a position of defense whether verbally or physically.

She started posturing when her definition of hip-hop was disputed.

by CapriceClassic June 10, 2009

possum ear pussy

Pussy that is super tight and awesome, and little, like a possums ear!

Tyler: Hey bro, did you hit that last night?
Will: Fuckin A man, and it was some possum ear pussy!

by possum chaser July 27, 2011

Postmodern

The perfect (maybe) word to write about in Urban Dictionary because everything you say about it is encompassed by it. So if I were to say that Postmodernism is a goat, I am of course, right (left). If I say that Postmodernism is an art movement based on the unsurity of a declining art market of the 90's, I'd be correct (whatever that means). Eat your Captain Crunch, look at a Madonna video and drink a glass of Tang. Reality is media. Reality is simulation. Life is Art.

My professor tried to explain postmodernism but got hung up on what words to use. He kept losing track of the meanings and saying things that nobody could understand. Finally when he was unable to speak any language at all, we all understood and went home but couldn't find it, because home is in the film "The Wizard of OZ".

by Bozlog May 8, 2008

potumpkin

A combination of mashed potato and mashed pumpkin, mixed together, usually by old people who have strange, old fashioned eating habits such as these, or parents that are trying to get their children to eat their veges.

Either way, usually disgusting.

Credits to Lani.

Ewww...is that potumpkin on my plate?

by BrezLou March 19, 2008

Posthummus

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.

I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.

by JB42 October 31, 2011

awesome possum cherry blossom

Something that is really really awesome. A word to use when you don't just want to use awesome, but you don't want to use any other word.

"Dude, that pie was awesome possum cherry blossom!!"

by acetaminophen May 9, 2012

panhandler posture

That special stance a panhandler takes on, whether destitute or not, in order to appear more pathetic.

He stood slumped and nearly lifeless at the stoplight with a sad sign in his two grubby hands, but later I saw him walking downtown with some friends, with no hint of the panhandler posture I’d seen earlier.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019