possum party

when a group of people climb into a tree and each finish a six pack of beer before they climb down.
Me and the bros fell out of an oak while at a possum party.
by B. Ruckulous August 12, 2011
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rendering possums

The act of taking a particularly smelly shit, especially in a public restroom, leaving a stench that lasts for hours and forces others either to gag or to hold their breath until they exit the facility.
Damn! Someone's rendering possums in the men's room again. I couldn't even stay long enough to wash my hands.
by Decatur Thug January 14, 2016
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Wood Possum

An animal typically found inhabiting basements, garages, and other locations typically associated with motor driven machines. Signs of a wood possum infestation include but are not limited to: tins of Grizz, 2-liters of Diet Mountain Dew, and empty bottles of Jeremiah Weed.
The Wood Possum was spotted in his natural habitat reading Pirate4x4.com and contributing to the Ford discussions.
by ShadyC January 29, 2008
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Possum Head

A persons bad haircut mixed with dirty, flat, spiked and greasy hair. Bed Head The hair looks like a dead possum that's been run over by large trucks Road Kill a couple hundred times.
Dan came to work again with Possum Head. Hey Possum Head, when are you going to wash your hair?
by Curtis C June 26, 2006
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Stinky Possum

When you have to take a serious dump and someone sits sidecar to you and you wait for them to leave without making a sound.
Dude, I was taking a serious dump and some guy side carred me, so a pulled a stinky possum until he left.
by unaCrapper April 20, 2011
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awesome possum

Meaning really, really neat, most of the time very unusal/unique ;There is awesome, then there is awesome possum!
Fred: Sup' my man?
Bob: Turns out Rob Zombie is my dad
Fred: Awesome Possum
by fotia autos March 21, 2008
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Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019
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