Providence

Hell; Demonic and satanic place of business; Place where assraping begins

"Dude, don't fucking do that! You wanna end up in Providence?!"

by Slamdunk March 31, 2003

east providence

east providence is located in rhode island. there are three towns in this city, East Providence (EP) Riverside (Rivi), and Rumford( it has no ‘nick name’ bc everyone forgets about it. Ep is where all the pot heads are. Rivi is also full of pot heads and hoes are. Rumford is just weird as fuck🤷🏻 ♀️. if you go to east providence high school (EPHS) then you will see the fivr different types of people in EP

the fine ass kids aka the popular ones

the ones that are constantly getting into fight

the weird ass children that creep you out

the pot heads

and then the kids that are chill n mad lit

EPHS is wack, the teachers there all do crack. The police officer there, officer doug, is weird. he has a rubber chicken and pretends to kill it and drown it all the time. mrs Furtado one of the deans is racist. and the principal is a crazy herion addit.

there is nothing to do in EP besides drugs and getting in trouble. usually people jus go to providence for parties and shit like that

“there are mad hoes in east providence”

“east providence is boring as fuck”

“damn, there are a lot of pot heads in east providence”

by itsmebitch17 October 18, 2018

providence

a failing middle and high school with less than 200 girls who are all gay. probably the most ghetto school in sa besides public schools. also known as the zoo all animals (the students) think that they are relevant but they ain’t.

“see that chick she from providence”

“so she gay?”
“without a doubt”

by Bill Woods April 11, 2019

Providence

One of most depressing places to live for single people who like to socialize to broaden horizon. Lights out at 6pm and thus zero night life whatsoever. Tons of narrow-minded people with a sense of willing ignorance. Insufferably humid and gross during summer time. Sure, friendly strangers ask you ‘how are you doing’ passing by - but deep down you know there’s little chance you could meet people that could connect with you as human beings. Unprofessionalism abounds given there’s little completion. Business owners could open and close as all they wish. And strangely, in some overly priced lame-ass coffee shops, you could only get a 6oz latte as a ‘large’. There’s only one mall - providence place.

Hey, how’s life as an outsider living in Providence?

Life here in Providence can suck my dick. I’m leaving.

by Seriousdeal101 July 6, 2019

posiden's lick

When you are wiping your ass on the toilet and the toilet paper dips in the water then touches your ass

I was on the shitter and i got a posiden's lick and was so cold!

by Jak Dat Boi January 2, 2020

Providence Place Mall

A mall located in Providence Rhode Island where there is at least one death a month and three stabbing a a week. They aren’t classy enough for guns. White toddlers try to join gangs by stealing toys from the build a bear workshop and contemplate jumping off the balcony to avoid the don’t give a shit security. You can often find the escalators not working and a man charging $50 to clean the bottom of your shoes.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that stabbing at the providence place mall?

Person 2: No but I’m not surprised.

by PandaEdge November 1, 2021

Providence Classical Academy

A school filled with bigots and privileged white people. They also bring in pedophiles and people who still accept slavery and communism as teachers.

Dude, please never go to Providence Classical Academy it sucks ass.

by Baguettes and bread November 3, 2021