Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

poltering

teaching people about bbc

yeah they were poltering today

by FrozenNeverSleep April 11, 2024

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

portengren

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 16, 2008

Portingale

To carry bad wind. Toxic farts.

Em would always suffer with her Portingale

by menkalot December 2, 2009

Poynering

When a person looks for or tries to get noticed by a "Sexy" man named Poyner (or in other cases just a"sexy" guy).

This might be achieved if one runs around town scantily clad. Or following said man around constantly.

"Hey dude Lorna is Poynering again"
"LOL you know he shaves his legs"

OR

"Hey bro those chicks are totally Poynering you"
"GNARLY"

by Camroc Joy January 2, 2012

Posnering

1. The act of producing a piece of music - particularly a vocal rap - of which upon listening, innocent civilians have no choice but to commit suicide.

2. When a person (or persons) dance around on a deserted rooftop on their own at dawn or dusk in New York, doing a rap that was clearly written by a three year old child trying to impress his friends in the playground at school, then stolen by Mike Posner.

Teen 1: 'hey man, have you heard this Posnering new song? It's a total Posner!'

Teen 2: 'Oh Jesus, that is the worst thing I have ever heard. I just puked blood. I'm going to go and slit my throat.'

by Jack1234567890 May 21, 2013