Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.

Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?

by Anonymore August 28, 2016

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

wet porkchop

to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.

I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.

by oliver klosoff December 27, 2010

porkchop

a sarcastic term for a plump-ish/fat/overweight person about whose health you actually care and you are poking fun at them explicitly because you want them to improve their BMI by going to the local gym

boy: do i tell tell my girlfriend she is a porkchop? or do I ask her nicely, if she wants to join me at the gym?

father: James, you idiot! There's one one answer to your question if you don't want a treicha from your girlfriend Lily. Just stop living underwater and simply ask her if she wants to join you at the gym. What's the worst that could happen?

by Sexydimma May 4, 2012

porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.

Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.

by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023

porkchop

a very offensive navajo slur, akin to the n-word for navajo people.

transliterated from the german Schweinekotelett.

Omg that porkchop!

by nanananabanana April 15, 2025