poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobah

Big cheese

my cousin is poobah

by danitoevitoe July 21, 2020

pooage

The stuff in an unflushed commode

That toilet stinks: its full of pooage.

by Terry2 September 15, 2006

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

poobanger

when you stick your thumb up someone's ass,take it out and then suck on it

first coined by independent rock artist and overall chill father, "Mac DeMarco"

i think my math teacher is a poobanger, his thumb is brown and some of his pens smell like poo-poo...

by e_ijah January 16, 2018

poocat

Poocats get all of the ladies while possesing no skills or good looks. They either dress in abercrombie clothes or hurley attire.

Why the fuck is that fine ass hunny with that poocat?

by mitch May 13, 2005

Phoua

One of the best people you will ever meet. Quiet. Calm. Sincere. However, there is a slight tendency to gossip. Loves fashion and the entertainment industry.

Wow! That outfit is such a phoua look.

by coraline09 March 11, 2009