Poortard

A socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of dildos. If this person were in India, 'untouchables' would look down on them.

Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.

Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.

"Did you see that new tat that Lionel got on his hands?"

"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."

by Doctor Zaius January 18, 2013

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pooralysis

You know when you have to shit so bad that your intestines are cannibalizing themselves and cutting off the nervous system below your waist and you can't hardly move, or talk, or think of anything other than sweet relief and you lurch into the can and *oooooohhhhh*....

classic case of pooralysis

I had the worst pooralysis, I was walking into Timmy's and some dude was holding the door for me but I couldn't even move, I just stopped and grimaced at him...

by Dick Bastard June 19, 2009

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poorani

She looks beautiful and patient listener . Series lover. If she likes a person she trust the person blindly.she don't leave a person. Carring person and loving. She be a animal lover . Trust worthy to share things. If she get angry little hard to console sometimes.

This is poorani correct, but you be a trustworthy person

by Rithanya November 23, 2021

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