poopsocker

In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.

"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"

by bigjimdx May 15, 2005

Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg

Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.

by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020

pooplicker

likes to eat shit out of buttholes. enjoys the taste.

no! you nasty pooplicker!

by m!$$fr3$h March 1, 2011

Poopstacle

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.

I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.

by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.

"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."

by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009

Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

Poopsie

A friendly and cute name for your friends or pets.

Hey poopsie! How are you today?

by TorabisuD April 30, 2008