After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

Poonis

Pussy + penis

Kyle: you’re such a poonis

Chad: whats that?

Kyle: penis + pussy you’re a man pussy

by Man with aid May 13, 2020

Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

Balloony Poony

What happens when you leave the pussy pump on a little too long and your pussy swells up like a balloon animal.

We went a little crazy with the pump and now she has a serious balloony poony.

by FARTHAMMER December 13, 2021

Poonis

Your large intestine because its like a penis that poos

You say penis and no one bats an eye, but you say poonis and everyone loses there mind

by The Kwaninator January 2, 2021

POONIS

POONIS POONIS

I have a fatty poonis/ i need to take a fatty POONIS

by ElL3T September 16, 2024

Poonis

Poonis is a penis that instead of pissing urine, it's pisses shit. But the shit would come out like a little strand like play dough.

Nana: wtf is poonis
Toko: it's like a penis but it pisses shit like play dough
Nana: *unalives*

by Jubie-Jub January 29, 2022