poomeister

A poomeister is someone who stores feces beneath their fupa for good luck.

"I can't believe how well Lily is playing on the court today."
"Yeah I know, I think it is because she recently became a poomeister."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 15, 2021

poomeistress

A poomeistress is a poomeister who fails to attain luck and is just stuck with feces beneath their fupa and nothing to do other than eat it.

"It is really sad that Tre's attempt to be a poomeister failed. Now he has to face the shame of being a poomeistress."

by Dr. Queeg Dunce March 16, 2021

promesia

promesia

promesia

by skkskdjd May 16, 2021

pommes

th best fucking way to use. fucking ptotatoe because otherwise they are super fisgusting and in this way they are so a dorable and nice because pototoes are the best thing that god could give to planet earth

pommes pommes pommes pommes

by wurstpteninderrebe November 27, 2021

promessa

pessoa que prometeu tudo para sempre.
e agora que é ninguem.
o que foi no passado já passou não existe.
existo eu assim , aqui.
sentado sozinho mas sem chorar
secalhar devia
lia e queria ser sempre melhor
para quem não sei
já não é possível saber
como dói perder.
como dói prometer e quebrar.

houve uma promessa

by anonymous June 5, 2023

Poomer

A woman or girl who needs to poop really bad, usually done so in the nude for comfort purposes.

Jessica: omg why are you so red
Claire: because i’m about to drop a poomer like it’s a new album

by erin27 July 18, 2024

Poomies

When you get the zoomies after a mad poo

My dog had the POOMIES after his poop today

“Poobekah had the POOMIES today”

by Poobekah June 9, 2024