Pork poker

An erect penis

Jane spat on Dave's pork poker before he entered her up her council gritter.

by Ray Giorgione April 7, 2019

Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.

Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'

by Cayk November 30, 2010

Pomeranian

A small (3-7lbs) dog that originated from breeding large Spitz-type sled dogs down in size. They are awesome, spunky, feisty and great for anyone who wants a Husky but doesn't want to RUN RUN RUN all day long.

People who want to put them in purses, not neuter/spay them, let them breed willy-nilly, never train them, and let them bark ALL THE GODDAMN TIME are ruining this breed for the rest of us.

My Pomeranian has a Canine Good Citizenship title, doesn't bark at strangers and loves his life because he's treated like a real dog. Paris Hilton's Pomeranian wants to die but wants her to die before it does.

by LittleDogsAreRealDogsToo May 27, 2009

centimeter pener

means someone who has a really small penis

Josh: i hate to say this but i got a centimeter pener

by dlow12 May 4, 2007

PokerDan

A 300 pound man living in his mothers basement and fulfulling his life by relentlessly trolling a parenting forum, posting pictures of women on motherless with made up stories all while eating nachos.

Go get a job, you don't want to end up like PokerDan!

by lawlling December 2, 2011

possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity

"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"

by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006

poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004