Pending

After you turn in your application for early decision you are accepted, denied or defered. When you are defered you have to wait tell march to here from that school so you application status is pending. Basically its there as cruel and unusual punishment. As your friends get in your application continues to say Pending. When you are supposed to here sometime in march and its the 21 and you havent heard pending becomes the worst word in the dictionary.

Your application status: Pending
It's pending on whether or not im gonna get pissed for waiting so long.

Q. What is the first thing you think when you here the word pending?
A. FUCK

John: success!!! i finally got the first layer of the rubiks cube done
BOB: nice, those things frustrate me almost as much as the word pending

Pending by 76 March 25, 2007

pooding 

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

pooding by guppygould May 30, 2009

pounding his pudd 

masturbating; jerking off; rubbing one's penis until one has an orgasm

As he lay on the bed, fantasizing about last night encounter, he started pounding his pudd.

pounding his pudd by TG Hunter May 17, 2006

Pounding Off

To masturbate to lose those unwanted pounds.

person 1: Hector is looking thinner i wonder how he lost
all that weight?

person 2: personally i think hes been pounding off

Pounding Off by Horror Hey March 17, 2008

pounding blow 

The act of snorting a large amount of cocaine. Often followed by a particularly nasty nosebleed.

Person A: Hey, you up for a wake-and-bake?

Person B: Yeah, that sounds nice, but I like to start my day pounding blow.

Person A: Damn cokeheads...

pounding blow by Chik'N'Stu November 19, 2009

Pondinator 

Someone who never touches themselves creating such a backlog of semen that when they do nut it's insane.

He didn't touch himself for a month, and when he finally did.. it was a pondinator.

Pondinator by Hydrocanon 2727 November 14, 2016

pounding your tuna 

Fucking a girls's pussy really hard

Boyfriend: Do you want to me to do what I did last Saturday, pounding your tuna
Girlfriend: Hell yes!

pounding your tuna by The Guy Who Stalks You December 16, 2017