Polterbytes

Polter (geist); (German) A ghost or spirit suppose to manifest its presence by noises,knockings, etc.

Bytes:(Computer Technology)A unit of information for processing in computer systems equal to one character or eight bits.

Polterbytes: Any malfunction that results in a computer system crashing by being infected with spywear, bots,ad wear, trojan horses, virus's etc.

Polterbytes ate my whole thirty page dissertation.

Polterbytes crashed my PC right in the middle of reading e-mail.

Polterbytes placed pictures of nude men
that pop up when doing homework with the kids.

Polterbytes keep jumping spam guards.

Polterbytes from Africa keep appearing telling me they have a million dollar jackpot waiting for my response.

Polterbytes keep popping up with pictures of hot local babes that are dieing to meet me.

by PolterBob March 24, 2009

pilferaped

When you borrow something from a stranger without asking permission and then rape it.

Man, after we left the farm this weekend, I totally pilferaped Anthony's chickens.

by randoh May 20, 2011

poleru

It's an awkward situation when a person tries to argue and disagree with you over small things just to make you mad and make you believe that his point of view is right.
Origin: Latin. Italian
Other forms: polleru, polieru

Example: John was continuously trying to put Jack in a poleru.

by Dr. Soap April 16, 2014

Poltershite

When someone has a smelly bowel movement that lingers.

Hey man you left a poltershite in my bathroom!

by Pizzadrog July 11, 2015

poler

A person who works the pole. An erotic dancer.

We went to the titty bar and that girl Lacey is a fine ass poler!

by doseme August 18, 2015

polterglitter

Natural phenomena experienced transcendently in the form of a glistening load of afterlife- A special variant of ectoplasm, exercised erotically in the supernatural world.

When he awoke, he found blood and polterglitter all over the bathroom stall.

by lunarmoffs July 21, 2017

poltergeisted

When your girlfriend/boyfriend ghosts you for new person and you randomly punch replacement in the mouth.

Paige:Her new man just got knocked out by a stranger.
Sara: Naw he got poltergeisted cuz she ghosts people.

by Debo68 December 14, 2020