Facebook police

A person who has taken it upon themselves to decide what other people should or should not post.

You better not post that in your status, or the Facebook police will criticize you for it.

by sickofit2 March 27, 2011

mattia polibio

possibly the finest boy on all of tiktok even though he licks toilets (but it’s kinda hot), pretty much every teenage girls crush, leaks addys by accident, proves that italians just do it better
ruby’s future babydaddy

person a: omg did you see that video of mattia polibio last night

person b: wait which one

person a: he deleted it but iykyk

by bb ruby October 21, 2019

Police Dispatcher

Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.

Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"

Police Dispatcher: "Where?"

Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"

Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"

Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"

by mdaugh October 27, 2008

word police

A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.

Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"

by Mike Larkin April 30, 2006

police state

A country where the police watch what you do and try to control your life. Where there's cameras in town centres and on public transport. Where you can be arrested because of something you said to a friend about the leaders of your country. Where police stop and search people for no reason. Where you can be detained without charge or trial. Where the state plants bugs with impunity. Where protesters have to get police permits, and where police regularly attack protesters.

Hang on. That sounds like America and Britain today!

Smash all police states! Down with Patriot Act, ASBOs, CCTV, ID cards, biometrics, no fly lists, Terrorism Act, Gitmo, Belmarsh, Public Order Act, and Nazi bastard politicians and pigs!

by Andy August 6, 2004

Police Cops

99% more hardcore than regular Police Officers, the Police Cops are an elite devision of the normal police. Rather than using guns, they physically force bullets into their enemies simply using their hands. To reach them you call 911-1, and even if you have an emergency, the Police Cops will still beat you after they're finished helping you.

We are the Police Cops. What the fuck do you want!?

by Xero Anarian August 22, 2006

Karma Police

1. A Radiohead song. Possibly their most famous song.

2. Men who come and arrest you for being a prick.

Freeze! This is the Karma Police! You're under arrest under the accusation of talking in maths, buzzing like a fridge, and resembling a detuned radio.... You bastard!

by Walter June 2, 2004