porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Tide Pod

The Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden that Eve bit into. So tasty that God wanted them all for himself.

Tonight I will have Tide Pods for dinner and God gonna wanna stop by.

by MemeMaster777 June 17, 2018

tis/pod

TIS' - pod: v.

This Is Sparta/Pit Of Death

the act of physically or emotionally destroying an opponent, usually with a figurative kick in the sternum.

that f-cking n00b teabagged me! im gonna tis/pod him!!!

by livin4donuts April 27, 2009

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

pod prod

when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.

John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.

by JCVRS May 27, 2011

Peace Pod

A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."

"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"

by NoTongue February 28, 2010

fiend pod

when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine

“Can I hit your juul?”

“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”

by lil’tweak February 12, 2019