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Pocono drifting

Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.

reporter: What did you win?

winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!

reporter: No. What prize did you win?

winner: That's a good fucking question.
by Pocono Joe October 31, 2011
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Picostco

The person at the exit of Costco who checks your receipt and insists on drawing a cute, sometimes very detailed, picture on it. The chances of running into this increase greatly if you have a small child with you.
"C'mon Picostco. There's a line of 10 people behind me and my rotisserie chicken is getting cold. We don't need a picture of a kitty cat holding a bouquet of balloons on our receipt."
by mickgun24 February 8, 2014
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Poosebumps

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).
You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.
by JonCrapper July 6, 2011
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Pooschmag

A type of marijuana usually grown outdoors that is brown, burns off black ashes and smells and tastes like shit. usually goes for $20 a half quarter.
Man I totally picked up a quarter ounce of the pooschmag for dirt cheap. Hopefully I don't get a collapsed lung.
by deathslinger666 August 6, 2011
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Pooscapades

Anecdotes and jokes surrounding all things faecal.
Man 1: Remember that time I had gastric flu and I exploded all over my cruise ship cabin toilet?!

Man 2: I do. Now back to work...enough of these shitty pooscapades.
by Supermoo19 December 18, 2011
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Poosebo

Similar to it's cousin the placebo effect.

Needing an instant shit when taking lines.
I've got that instant poosebo effect and the props just came out.
by Acid tongue December 11, 2017
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pocon

I won’t forget the time my cousin said pocon instead of popcorn
Example: “ Todo lo que comes son pOcOn”
“All you eat is pOcOn / popcorn
by Denki~Beautiful March 8, 2021
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