Planking

The newest extreme sport where an individual proceeds to lie down, straight as a plank, face down, on a car a bench, etc.. and then have your photo taken in that position, and then put the picture on the world wide web.

George: Dude you won't plank on Jake's car.
Matt: I just did, now take a picture!
George: That's going on facebook, your planking the fuck out of his car!

by George Sfik September 24, 2011

Plucking the pearl

It is female masterbating.

I just couldn’t wait for him so I started plucking the pearl.

by NinaR April 4, 2019

parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

planking

Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.

Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!

by plankinghater July 17, 2011

Plunging

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Mark was caught plunging when Bill went to check out the strange sounds coming from the bathroom.

by sexyguitarstud October 4, 2012

Planking

The act of finding a random object, and lying face down on it with your hands by your sides. Was popularized by the indie radio station Triple J. Is usually accompanied with photographs and facebook comments. This is very commonplace in Australia.

Planking: What Australians do when we aren't hunting crocodiles or beating you at sport.

by Zerotrousers June 6, 2011

planking

Planking is what lame retards do, thinking its actually cool.

Australia made planking illegal, because planking is fucking stupid.

by fnzzz November 26, 2011