Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown

Ethan is a plumber of cars.

by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023

Portsmouth Plumber

A guy that gives BJ's to random strangers in public parks. Considered derogatory.

"hey man I heard you went to The Fens last night after the bars closed looking for a Portsmouth Plumber. lololololollolololololool"

"Wut? Fuck you. That ain't cool. I was at my grandma's house last night."

by affluent geoffrey October 6, 2019

Joe The Plumber

The final desperate ploy in a long string of desperate ploys. An ineffectual effort preceding a colossal, epic fail.

Napoleon's Joe The Plumber could not surmount the rising tide of social and political forces that laid the groundwork for his exodus from power.

by heydemo February 21, 2009

Plumbers Tan

Getting a tan on your ass crack.

Because he was working outside all day and bending over he had a plumbers tan.

by 9888 August 22, 2010

Joe the Plumber

1: a fictional person representing the whole of the people; mostly the lower to middle class.

2: a political strategy where one side asks the other what he would do for the above mentioned.

1) man1: did you hear what's happening to Joe the Plumber?
man2: yea, they're increasing his taxes.

2) man1: so if you became president, what would you do for Joe the Plumber?
man2: well, i would give him a big taxbreak.

by Americant October 15, 2008

cum-plumber

a. someone who gives head a lot, or is good at giving head.

b. an insult similar to "cock-sucker".

a. oh hell yeah, man, a real cum-plumber, that one!

b. watch where you're goin', cum-plumber!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

The plumber joe

Shitting on a girls asshole and fucking it inside her.

1. Shit on a girls ass preferably near the asshole.

2. Then the Plumber Joe starts to fuck the shit into the girls ass.
3. She shits it out back on your face and gets a strap on and fucks it into your mouth.

by Mountaindew addict whore January 25, 2011