Platonic Smoothie

The activity in which people free from sensual desire, especially in a relationship between two persons of the opposite sex go out and get a smoothie together. This activity is in no way, shape, or form considered, "cheating" if one of the persons has a significant other.

Hockey Player: "Hey you want to go get a smoothie?"
Dancer Girl: "Yeah, but won't my boyfriend get mad that we're spending time together?"
Hockey Player: "No, we're just going to get a Platonic Smoothie, it's not like it's a date or anything!"
Dancer Girl: "Awesome! Let's Go!"

by WickedBrat May 28, 2013

platonic nut

Getting a nut off with someone you consider strictly a homie. You would also allow a friend to get a nut off with this same homie.

Yeah bro I'm about to get this platonic nut off at friendsgiving!!!
Hey homie, you tryna get a platonic nut off?!

by yvngtruth January 19, 2018

Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.

Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.

by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020

Platonically-ish

A word for how you love a friend who you have feelings for. Typically used by people with commitment issues who want to tell someone they love them.

I love you, platonically-ish.

by MysticalELC March 17, 2022

non platonic

When you're attracted to someone in a sexual or romantic sense

"I really like Myca in a non platonic way"
"Ask her out then"

by Expresso.Depresso August 10, 2019

platonic

To do something typically romantic a friendly/non-romantic way.

He committed platonic sodomy on his friend.

by bronkley June 5, 2018

platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.

Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."

by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016