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Parsed

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs
I’m so parsed right now
by LERCHY D May 28, 2018
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Parsec

Mcree main: I could quickshot those noobs in half a parsec!
Hanzo main: prove it.
*mcree uses high noon*
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Plarge

When you are really into something on your phone, but then your battery is very low, so you play and charge on it. Plarge derived from the words play and charge combined.
Dan: Ugh, my phone's at 2%!
Sam: Then charge it.
Dan: But I'm really far into Fortnite!
Sam: Then plarge it.
Dan: Oh. Good idea!
by DaPwettyPwincess September 13, 2018
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Plaren

PLAREN DU HAR INGEN HONOR!
by Spy Gaz October 8, 2018
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Plraset

Can you plraset get me a drink?
by Klm1990 March 31, 2019
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Plase

Another way of saying the common English phrase “please” but with more urgency
Worker 1: Can you cover this shift for me?

Worker 2: Are you gonna be out of town?
Worker 1: No, not really
Worker 2: No not really isn’t an answer

Worker 1: Plase!!!
by DD Alwhiney November 20, 2020
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Parsehole

a person who orders loads of stuff off the Internet, then makes sure they are out every time their hundreds of parcels arrive.
Usually they have loads of parcels every day, making sure that their house is located in an inaccessible place, with nowhere to leave stuff, so they all have to go back to the office, then they make sure they're not there when the stuff is redelivered on a date they've chosen.
This type of person is often a serial complainer too, making up lies about the delivery person, such as "they left is behind my wheelie bins, and it got soaked in the rain, despite it not raining at all on that day.
1. Here I am again at a remote house with a huge pile of heavy boxes, and the Parsehole has gone out AGAIN!!!!
I've now got to write out loads of cards for the boxes and take them back to the depot, to await the Parsehole to make a redelivery request.

2. Here I am at the same remote house a few days later, with the same heavy boxes, and guess what, the Parsehole has gone out again, so the boxes have to be carried around all day and taken back to the depot again!

Oi Parsehole - have you heard of SHOPS? go in one and BUY the things you want, and LEAVE the Internet to people who understand how it works!
by Baboonery November 28, 2020
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