patti

A beautiful girl who shows others the cutting edge of life. A sweetheart like no other.

I wish I could be a patti.

by Eve D'Plourp December 30, 2008

Patti

a patti is a beautiful, smart, girl that doesn't always believe In herself, she has been hurt many times before and therefore doesn't know what love is or how to have confidence in herself. She tries to grow up to fast to fit In the others but it doesn't work. She's just different from the others and therefore is not very well liked by people. She has 1-2 close friends that she hopes will never leave here though she is scared that one day something might happen. She is hard to find and easy to lose if she thinks you're wasting her time. She will give you many chances, but take advantage of her and she will drop you. Never leave a Patti.

Never let go of a Patti, once you lose her, there's no going back.

by ThePianoKeeper April 22, 2018

heavy petting

girl: ass and boobs felt up to having clit rubbed

guy: ass felt up to having penis rubbed through pants

girl: "he didn't finger me, but there was a lot of heavy petting going on."

guy: "i enjoyed the heavy petting but i wish she had actually given me a hand job!"

by nerm November 6, 2004

Pictify

To take a word or term and recreate them using photographs or images.

Well I see a picture of a woman cutting her grass. The same picture and then a picture of a young sheep. what does this pictify?

Mo Mowlam.

by m0r1arty May 18, 2006

petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003