Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 06, 2024

Pillar Men

my boyfriends.

not poly or anything but like... The pillar men are all totally my boyfriends

by snowumbrella August 26, 2023

Pillar of Control

It is someone or something that is the backbone of the team or a group. (The Pillar of control) is the leader that guides the team and protects, supports, and the one who brings the skills and utility to tie the whole team together, offering assistance where necessary to help everyone else do their job effectively throughout all stages of a game.

HE is the pillar of control in that game

by Tubol eater July 16, 2022

stone pillar

When a mans penis is so hard that it can break rocks in one hit.

I will smash you all with my stone pillar.

by FireShotGamer December 17, 2017

heavenly pillar

Heavenly pillar is a heavenly dick

Guy 1: Yo, how was sex with Bob?
Girl 1: Great! He had a heavenly pillar
Guy 1: Lucky!

Girl 1: I know right!

by GirlieSmorly123 September 09, 2022

pillar pussy

The greatest, sexiest, best pussy that represents what other womens pussy’s should aspire to be.

1. I was talking to that one chick and came right out and said “I’ve heard a lot about that pillar pussy. Can I have a shot?”

2. Lemme see that pillar pussy mama

by Cocoa Smooth January 24, 2018

Granny Pillar

In a video game, when you die to a bullshit reason like a glitch or bug.

FUCK I just died to granny pillar bro...

by Skrrtt August 13, 2024