PhoneBooker

A person that only uses Facebook on a Phone, cant keep up with anything and is always asking out-of-touch questions.

Or flat out ignoring everything on Facebook while constantly posting personal events as if they are on Twitter.

"I'm really getting tired of all the PhoneBookers who post what they are eating for dinner, but what really gets to me is all the Phonebookers who comment, "WHERE CAN I BUY THIS" every time i post a photo to something in my ETSY shop because they cant find the links on a FN phone!"

by ghm-327 December 5, 2012

phonehour

One Phonehour is One hour of phone sex.

I bought one phonehour.

by DurkaDurk September 16, 2013

phoneosexual

someone who is sexual attraction to phone related devices

I am phoneosexual attracted to cell phone related devices

by Makayla the phoneosual July 19, 2016

Phonecolepsy

Falling asleep while scrolling on your phone

"Did Kyle just fall asleep while he was scrolling thru Instagram?"

"Yea, he's got phonecolepsy"

by didtheyreallyaskforapseudonym May 21, 2017

Phonetox

Manipulating you phonephoto selfie to erase the lines on your face making you appear younger, like having done a bunch of Botox

He looks so young!....
No, he just had phonetox to make him appear younger.

by dERvMD December 23, 2017

phoneboy

Phoneboy fohn • boi noun: someone consumed with their phone, unable to tear themselves away from distraction

"That guy over there is such a Phoneboy"

by Lonk of Hyrool May 3, 2021

Phonomoaner

Phonomoaner, some one that complains via the phone

We’ve had another phonomoaner complaint about you, apparently they asked you for fillet o fish and you gave them a Big Mac and their fries were stone cold.

by Pitman Poet July 20, 2021