phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

by Jay & B August 1, 2008

phantom shift

A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid

I got turned up on New Years. My buddy of mine will give me a phantom shift

by Jtran57 April 21, 2016

Phantom troupe

basically a group of people who wanna kill a clan and the leader is a beat boxer that goes by the name “scarlet eye killer” and the last clan member is a spider killer that goes by the name “spider killer 3000” and a member of this troupe likes 12 year olds and goes by the name “ronald mcdonald” and no one understands why scarlet eye killer likes ronald mcdonald 😛😛

spider killer 3000: why did u kill my clan?!
scarlet eye killer/phantom troupe leader: i didn’t know the chain user was a girl 😯😛

by gonsshoes on tiktak September 29, 2020

phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)

When you think your cell phone is vibrating, but it is actually all in your head.

"Dang! I thought my girl was ringin' me to holla' back, but it was jus' phantom vibration syndrome (PVS)."

by A Shankles December 20, 2008

phantom cock

The lingering sensation a woman has in her nether regions after sex. The sensation is comperable to still having the man's penis in her vagina. This may last for several days especially if her lover was gifted.

"He was so hot in bed, I felt the phantom cock for days."

by Ja-Nay-nay January 3, 2008

phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

by me old fruity September 25, 2005

Phantom Ejaculate

When a male is receiving penile stimulation in the dark and climaxes. Afterwards, the lights are turned on and no traces of ejaculate can be found...

Giver: Did you cum??
Receiver: Yes... This is odd...
Giver: WHERE IS IT??
Receiver: I DONT KNOW!!!
*Giver checks pillows, blankets and walls*
*Both give up, never finding the ejaculate*
Receiver: I suppose this was a case of phantom ejaculate...
Giver: I guess so...

by ruffyreborn November 20, 2009