pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

heavy petting

Close to sex, but not exactly. Just oral, hand jobs, fingering, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey! Me and Jane we're doing some heavy petting last night, i fingered her twice!"

Guy 2: "I need a girlfriend..."

by Raddyator August 17, 2010

Petting Zoo

Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!

by tulanebringsthepain March 14, 2011

petting

actually every kind of intercourse between a male and a female except sex

we're in the petting-phase for 2months. hope next week she lets me fuck her.

by strawberry_addict June 7, 2007

peexting

Texting while urinating

True story: I saw a guy peexting at the urinal at the John Wayne Airport

by nickgarnett December 4, 2009

Cuban Petting Zoo

2 Gay men cover themselves in honey, then roll around in feathers. Then 1 man jacks off into his hand, and feeds the semen to the other man.

I experienced my first Cuban Petting Zoo at my 5th Birthday Party!

by Tito Fernandez June 28, 2011

Penting

Pen Painting.

Painting with a pen.

Michael makes the best pentings.
Penting is very fun!

by Ethu December 20, 2017