When a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.
The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
"Whoa dude, did you just dump all of Bombay in this bowl? My fuckin nose is going to fall off"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
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1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.
If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.
When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!
2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
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by PepsiPants June 12, 2010
Get the pepsi pants mug.The only correct spelling of the common abbreviation of the plural term "people"; i.e., peoples; i.e., peops (phonetically "peeps"). The literal spelling of "peops" as "peeps" is an abomination, promulgated by those peops with an insatiable appetite for marshmallow treats.
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Get the peops mug.Referring to a registered sex offender who was charged with 30 days in jail with 5 years probation for "Gross Sexual Imposition." His seemingly fake lead to a rumor that the picture was doctored. This rumor was later disproved by the Attorney General's office who stated that the allegedly fake photo was accurate.
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