Percentage

Money, revenue, profit. As in 'percentage of take'; points.

"There's ain't no percentage in shooting the guy."

by Dinar November 15, 2007

percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

Perrenchia

This made up word was used in place of Bells Palsy.

Definition: A word that can be used for any meaning to get out of doing something. While it’s actually a serious case, and is classified as a disease; some people go dance around naked while others claw at the floor with a serious case of diarrhea. If you have it, then I don’t know what to tell you, just that you have Perrenchia.

Example: I will not be making your party because I have Perrenchia.

by Parren Chia August 9, 2019

Peden

A person who thinks their intellect or finances makes them superior to others

“Don’t talk to that Joe over there, he’s a Peden”

by Simon is Simple May 24, 2020

Pendent-stepping

It describes the way someone acts like a bitch while disrespecting you.

“Yo your whole fit is goofy as hell”
“Man fuck you why you pendent-stepping”

by Myleftlegstoppedworking March 10, 2021

Perpendiplexity

Pythagorus brother, the ground breaking technology that has been consumed by the atmospheric pressure in the pacific time zone of New Brunswick. Coincidentally the traffic lights are interfering with the sheer metal of plastic forks and putting people in harm. Thus the radius of the sun is (3 * Pi * r^3) / 2 to get the ozone layer depletion of the grass growth in Antarctica.

One must follow perpendiplexity.

by Flash News September 3, 2021