Raging Cock Path

Furious and uncontrollably violent outburst usually associated with grounds staff or other related professions.

And so Onions went on a raging cock path.

Shitting hell, that kid has been on a raging cock path ever since that Mumpkin Head layed some pipe on his baby sister.

by rak-takahh June 8, 2004

infinity path

The path by the front of chaz's house. Past the scary river bend. Its a long path with lights beside it, and at night its misty and looks like it stretches on to infinity. Doesn't really exist during the day.

One of the nicest places in the world, albeit a bit cold.

by lordblunkey April 13, 2006

flowery path

to give luck to oneself or to others; a figurative expression in the sense of 'hope to have a good life'

Chelsea: His family is getting better now.
Kyle: I hope they walk a flowery path!

by olivoliverlovesyou June 12, 2018

garden path sentence

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.

James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.

by fball_jones July 1, 2011

Venture off the beaten path

To do something knowing that there will be an unexpected outcome.

Guy 1: what's bob gonna do now that he's 17 and has freedom?
Guy 2: Hes going to venture off the beaten path into a world beyond his home.

by Chill2y3 March 28, 2013

The Path of RightASSness

Be either man or woman, the path of rightASSness is all about finding the perfect mate. The perfect ass is in the eye of the beholder, but beware of the dangers of other bodily distractions. Let yourself not be guided by glorious tits or a ten inch dick, for the truth lay upon the perfect behind that will be with you for all time.

Eduardos: Oh Dalai Lama of Ass, tell me how I can embark upon the right path

Dalai Lama of Ass: Fear not, my ill-befallen friend, for you will find the Path of RightASSness when your eyes lay upon the greatest ass you will ever see.

Eduardos: But how will I know?

Dalai Lama of Ass: Oh you'll know. You'll know.

by Pope_Jackass March 31, 2015

garden path

In every male shortly after hitting puberty you start to grow pubic hair once this grows you get a "garden path". A stripe of hair leading from your belly button to your pubic area.

Oh fucking hell my garden paths itchy, dear god i need laid.

by bigcohuna July 29, 2012