Patel Gafoor

An imaginary alias that can be used to cover up something.

When you get caught fucking your professor's daughter.

Professor: Who the fuck are you?
You: Patel Gafoor

by Patel Gafoor December 26, 2022

Mr Patel

the scientific mandem

Albert Einstein was tryna be Mr Patel

by Yogesh's friend January 12, 2023

kamel patel

the shittest math teacher to ever live, had the personality of a chair

Scott -"wow that guy was such a shit math teacher"

Ash - "yeah i know right! he didn't even mark the test!"

Scott - "What a kamel patel!"

by big_old_drone(hasbigdick) March 6, 2020

Harsh Patel

short kid, kinda sped and needs encouragement to do better. he is always trying get the tokes and his father is disappointed. Girls and Guy are attracted to this 5 foot 4 menace.

Stop pulling a Harsh Patel. Oh look theres Harsh Patel

by osmanrafiki June 13, 2022

Meet Patel

Meet Patel is a short brown boy who loves basketball and is extremely funny to his girls. He is very mean and is an NPC, if he wants something from you, he WILL violently spank you cause he's ur daddy.

OMG, is that Meet Patel, he is such a smashh *moan****
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by anonymous November 16, 2022

Rishil-Patel

A boar hog.

That is one VERY useless Rishil-Patel.

by Jay-Dubauh September 21, 2022

Axar Patel

Another slow left arm bowler who England can't seem to play. Made the pink ball rag square and some of his tried to spin but didn't turn (not a fookin arm ball).

Axar Patel gives every England Cricket fan nightmares

by saqib simp May 31, 2021