Party Pack

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).

Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.

Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody

by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

stat party

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.

In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.

Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."

Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."

by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Poopie Paralyzer

When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down

I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer

I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in

I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Susan Album Party

A Susan Album Party can also be referred as a sus anal bum party or a #susanalbumparty. It is a cult gathering by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers, paid for by the THE Corporation. It is the official afterparty for the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers dinner party association At these parties we eat pickles. Play with hand cream. Put blue tubes in our hands and mouths. We also chow down on popcorn and lemonade is included.

Hey Martha! Are you going to the Susan Album Party or just the dinner party by the Cult of the Beatsprout Growers

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers March 6, 2019

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

party

Something I never get invited to.

There was a party last night, but I wasn't invited.

by NGFL December 28, 2005