by jphammr April 9, 2015
Get the Paleosexual Male mug.A phrase to describe mostly teenagers, usually females around the ages of 14-19 who use Tumblr or Instagram to post or reblog pale photos of mainly white or black features. The photos usually get cycled all over the place, so chances are, if you see a photo with the hashtag 'darkpale', you'll be bound to see it again.
Tumblr or Instagram users who base their blog of account theme on dark pale photos close to never use their own photos because they tend to just screenshot the beautiful and (internet) famous women on Tumblr, so they can upload it for their own account. Another reason it's rare to see original photos by them themselves is because usually this is just a phase, and "Mommy and Daddy won't buy me black Adidas, black Nikes, chokers..." and the list goes on with reasons why they can't take photos themselves.
Dark pale photos usually consist of Adidas, Nikes, Calvin Klein underwear, potted mini plants, Arctic Monkeys, and chokers.
Examples of the main 'idols' on Instagram:
@jaderobinsonn
@camilakilla
@elizabethjanebishop
@livxw
Other names for this are: grunge, soft grunge, or pale dark.
Tumblr or Instagram users who base their blog of account theme on dark pale photos close to never use their own photos because they tend to just screenshot the beautiful and (internet) famous women on Tumblr, so they can upload it for their own account. Another reason it's rare to see original photos by them themselves is because usually this is just a phase, and "Mommy and Daddy won't buy me black Adidas, black Nikes, chokers..." and the list goes on with reasons why they can't take photos themselves.
Dark pale photos usually consist of Adidas, Nikes, Calvin Klein underwear, potted mini plants, Arctic Monkeys, and chokers.
Examples of the main 'idols' on Instagram:
@jaderobinsonn
@camilakilla
@elizabethjanebishop
@livxw
Other names for this are: grunge, soft grunge, or pale dark.
I was at the shops the other day, and I bought a black minimalistic/simplistic clothing with Nike so I can be dark pale!
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The ability to determine what decade a clip of porn is from merely by observing Ron Jeremy's appearance and other 'hairstyle' attributes.
Dude ) Hey Phil! Come and check this clip out!
Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.
Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
Phil ) Hmmm. Ron Jeremy is skinny, and the hairstyles are 'un-trimmed'. This is classic 80's porn.
Dude ) You sir are correct! Excellent Paleo-pornography skills.
by SoylentBob1970 January 15, 2010
Get the Paleo-pornography mug.A pale is a protected area or jurisdiction. To be outside or beyond it is to be outside of civilization--hence, uncivilized and with no expectation of civilized treatment.
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Get the Parley mug.Old school, pre-1960's style liberal; center-left populist.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
I can't wait for Bob Casey, Jr. to trounce Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum! We'll have a true paleoliberal Dem representing Pennsylvania, as opposed to a right-wing VIRGINIAN posing as a PA Republican!
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