Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023

Parkour Reborn

Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.

Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Parkour

The "Running Away" "Martial Art" of using the Urban and Built Environments as a playground or gymnasium, with the aim of trying to try to impress other people and that one day might help the individual evade confrontation, should they be chased through the exact location where they practice.

A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.

"There's a flight of stairs over there? Will I walk down it? Nah. I know Parkour and there's a chick over there! I'll front flip down them and eat the banister, losing my dignity and six teeth in the process. That'll get her attention!"

by RealityCheque84 August 23, 2016

parkour

(n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.

(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.

"Dude, Navy Yard in DC is the best place to parkour, hands down."

by swiftpotomac1775 July 4, 2020

Parkour

The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.

These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!

by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021