Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child is super angry and does everything in its will to succeed in their goal.

Bryson entered Gorilla Parkour Mode because he got no candy for lunch.

by SwagCappe May 9, 2023

Parkour Reborn

Roblox game that i want to play but it isnt released yet and i have to pay 1000 robux to experience the Beta.

Guy 1: I cant wait for Parkour Reborn to release!
Guy 2: I know right!? The game looks so good comapred to the original!!
Guy 1: Yeah bro!!!

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Gorilla Parkour Mode

When a child gets so angry that they can risk their existence to achieve their original goal. This normally results to violence, insane parkour skills, and in fear among others.

Jacob wanted to play with a piece of plastic but he couldn't so he entered Gorilla Parkour Mode.

by Akafrog May 11, 2023

assisted small pet parkour

the "sport"of freerunning for small pets (i.e. cats, chihuahuas) with the assistance of human propulsion.

Jimmy and I had an awesome match of assisted small pet parkour. My cat dominated his Yorkie - they don't always land on their feet.

by mikeinocala October 16, 2012

Parkour

The French martial art of running away.

Spider-Man uses parkour to run away from his problems.

by MR_NOOT23 May 29, 2018

Parkour

The act of yeeting one's meat across the street over several feet.

Holy poggers, Lois, that was some pretty baller parkour!

by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025

parkour nut

A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time

Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it

by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017