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Paintballer

A Massive Wanker who does not understand basic tactical ideoligies, and uses his C02 Powered tube like its a flamethrower.
Daedalus: Hey look, that guys shit at airsoft!

Jai: No he's just a paintballer
by Udderberry1 April 7, 2012
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paintballing

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while she is in her menstrual cycle and then proceeding to spit the blood into her mouth.
Man, I was eating my bitch out the other night and she didn't tell me she was on the rag so I got a mouthful and came up to kiss her and gave her a paintball.

My girl keeps trying to get me to eat her out on the rag so I'm thinking about paintballing her tonight.
by TheManInIndiana July 22, 2011
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Paintball

A testicular disease which affects only artists and housepainters.
Won't you please give all you can to stop paintball in our lifetime? Phones are now open!
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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paintball marker

Despite what most airsoft players think, the shiny/fruity markers are made specifically for speedball or airball. There are mil-sim gun in production that are designed for scenarios and woodsball. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen an upgraded A5.
Luxe paintball marker=shiny.
A-5A2= Mil-sim
by paintsoft. January 19, 2009
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Painfall

A fall that has resulted in extreme pain, usually skateboard, bike or scooter related.

The downfall of an authoritative figure such as a police officer or business person that results in a loss of respect, job and/or income.
A: Oh. my. god.
B: I've never seen that before, that's Painfall.
A: Well, when you jump out of a tree on to rocks, your legs are bound to snap like that.
B: I lost my appetite, lets go skate.
by Jaxonxx September 30, 2009
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Hipster Paintball

n. A sport played by hipsters. Instead of shooting paintballs out of a paintball gun, participants each buy a large bubble tea and shoot the boba at passing cars through the straw (not unlike spitballs). The object of the game is to hit as many cars as possible with the provided boba; the winner is crowned King of the Hipsters for a day.
Hey, where are Caleb and Lafe?
They were trimming their beards earlier, now they're playing hipster paintball.
by pianoman682 May 11, 2013
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Redneck Paintball

“Redneck Paintball” is when a girl has a tampon in and holds her nose to sneeze while bent over... shooting the tampon out like a paintball
My roommates Jenn and Megan are so gross, they’re in the other room having a Redneck Paintball fight.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 9, 2020
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