Pussy Padlock

Created By Scott @Suavegotimade a COMPLETE douche ; but thas the bro........it means a bitch who not giving the pussy up and got a LOCK her pums ; so yu cant get no sex for a WHILEEEEE

Imani Greaves has had a pussy padlock for about 30 years now - LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

by Carlos Arroryo February 23, 2011

padasity

the area of the body that is equidistant to the ass-pussy-and dick

(usually used when describing fags)

Stop being such a padasity.

by Jeffwe December 13, 2006

Padom

When one deposits a rather large faeces in the toilet which makes an explosive noise akin to the word 'PADOM.' The after effect is usually a stench similar to Napalm. Padom's frequently occur after a night laced with vindaloo curry and beer.

'I wouldn't go in there if I was you, Earl was on the special brew last night, he's just done a massive Padom.'

by Arrogant Charles November 22, 2011

padoochie

prounounced: puh-doo'-chie

an unidentifiable body part; everybody has one but nobody knows what it is. And, no, it is not the part YOU are thinking about right now!

Be careful or you'll fall and hurt your padoochie

by The Old Chick September 5, 2009

Padonkadonk butt

Someone with a large ars that bounces up and down. it makes a padonk-padonk sound as they pass by

Haha steve walked by and his padonkadonk butt bounced up and down.

by kick ars December 11, 2011

Padavich

Padavich is the last name of any badass motherfucker if its not your last name then fuck off you dont deserve it.

Hey do you know Zane? Zane who? Padavich..... Oh shit watch the fuck out for that kid!

by The baddass mofo July 6, 2011

padoba

(1) verb. The act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don't have to deal with it.

(2) noun. A broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. The zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.

I asked Rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba'd Scruffy in the laundry room.

I couldn't stop staring at that guy's padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.

by bigdamncrazyweight October 2, 2012