Pseudopimparalysis

sue-doh-pimp-aralysis (noun) Greek prefix 'pseudo'-fake, English slang 'pimp', English 'paralysis'

1. A condition in which a man's ability to attract women is impaired due to the false delusion of being a pimp.

2. The process resulting in said condition.

Related words:

Pseudopimp (n.)-one who believes he has a way with women when he in fact does not
Pseudopimparalytic (n./adj.)-a sufferer of pseudopimparalysis; adjective relating to the condition
Pseudopimping (v.)-see "pseudopimp"
Pseudopimparalyze (v.)-see main entry

The obnoxious jerk attempted to produce witty pick-up lines but failed miserably, and the girls won't approach him anymore. Therefore, I can deduce that he suffers from pseudopimparalysis.

by InTheSystem February 5, 2010

pseudokudos

An insincere congratulations offered out of social obligation to someone who has made a terribly unwise, life-altering decision. Pseudokudos usually implies keeping judgement to oneself while feigning sincerity and pretending that a wonderful thing has occurred.

A combination of 'pseudo' and 'kudos.'

"He knocked up the girl he was about to break up with. Rather than telling him what an idiot he was, I kept my opinion to myself and gave him pseudokudos on the new baby."

by freston November 3, 2012

pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever

It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity

by user13357 November 2, 2013

pseudoscience

A branch of science without an existing subject.

People engaged in either branch of pseudoscience claim it to be science, either from delusion, ignorance or greed (or all of it). Pseudoscience is invoked in explanations for paranormal phenomenons but not limited to.

Pseudoscience fails to fulfill the definition of science, e.g falsifiability, inconsistance and contradiction of existing knowledge, inabillity to make presumption based on observations or just making a testable hypothesis to an observed phenomenon.

Related to junk scince.

1. Theology - literary, the science of god
2. Intelligent Design - uses "Desinger did it" as a stand-in for argument ad ignorantiam on the science of evolution.
3. Most of the New Age concepts are pseudoscience, such as...
4. Homeopathy - contradicts most of molecular and medical science

by Tongaro September 6, 2009

pseudocide

To fake one's death; to make others believe one has commited suicide

When John commited pseudocide, he watched the reports on his own death the next day.

by Tyler McBride October 23, 2007

pseudonym

the username you use for the urban dictionary

pseudonym ツ is my pseudonym

by pseudonym ツ October 20, 2020

Pseudo-Liberal

A fringe group of people that may claim to support liberal ideologies of equality, individual rights and freedom, but in reality do not, or that may be incorrectly classified as liberals by others.

This includes the Neo-Feminist movement and others that are often portrayed as the extreme left, thus being used by conservative media to paint inaccurate stereotypes of liberals. In reality, these people have more in common with the Neo-Nazi movement than actual Liberals.

"The emerging Pseudo-liberal movement is an affront to freedom of speech".

by crazfulla June 19, 2018