Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.
This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.
by charismatix July 28, 2022
Get the Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0mug. by Je suis Sus April 16, 2018
Get the The kiss of Cyber Poseidonmug. Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.
by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015
Get the Poseidon's Kissmug. Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.
by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015
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Get the pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powdermug. When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
Get the Poseidon Flash Floodmug.