After a few butt chugs on the back 40, you play the golf simulator with a gerbil bluegilling peeking out from you anus
by 2chainsmcCains February 14, 2021
Get the Porky foreskinmug. Known as “Da Beast”. All-you-can-eat buffets fear him. Women want him. Men want to be him. He likes to sing. Given the choice, he would have sung everyday if he could.
by PizzaHutDelivery March 3, 2022
Get the Porkymug. by THEnoB May 15, 2014
Get the porky baconmug. A specific form of sex, where a woman and a man shit on each other to start the act of porky piggy, then going outside to engage in public sex, while partaking in multiple forms of orgasmic actions, afterwards a european steamboat is performed, then the act of sex continues until the man can perform a creampie.
Tanya and her boyfriend Zach wanted to watch a movie, but they decided a porky piggy would be more exciting.
by Cucknificent March 26, 2017
Get the Porky Piggymug. Absolutely no clothes on
by mooseandpebs August 26, 2017
Get the full porky pigmug. 
when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
Get the Porky dadmug.