Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

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Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.

by flyer fool September 1, 2023

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A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.

Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.

by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023

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alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

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