Proud to be Fat

Overweight people that are too lazy to lose weight, so they eat away their lives and claim that they're happy to be overweight.

I'm proud to be fat because I'm not anorexic like everyone else that cares about themselves and exercises!

by Boo the Truth August 3, 2009

Proud Ford F-150 Owner

45 year old man going through a midlife crisis. Lives in Florida. Has a mullet. Ex-Convict. Probably stares at the children's genitalia at the playground. Goes mudding with his 12 year old son. His wife left him because he drinks non stop and licks her without consent. Listens to Nickelback 24/7. He stands up for his country. Supports Trump. Has a confederate flag on the back of his truck and always keeps a cigarette in his mouth.

My name is Harris and I am a proud Ford F-150 owner. Father of 7, and 3 ex wives. I Love the U.S. and little girls/boys.

by mellowyellowbro October 28, 2019

Plovdiv

an undefinable word, more than a word, its a way of life. You either plov your divs or your divs plov you. It is a noun, adjective and verb all at once.

Jeddy's slumped, what a plovdiv!

by plovdiv4ever December 7, 2022

I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

Ployded

To do something ridiculously geeky without admitting to yourself that it's ridiculously geeky.

Oh, man...he just ployded!

by Theresa Avila March 28, 2009

Ploughage

1.Having intercourse withsome extremely hard.
2.Word used to let someone know you would PLOUGH THEM.

'Hey that birds really fit, she'd get major ploughage'

'Got some great ploughage last night'

or simply on sight of an attractive female

'PLOUGHAGE'

by Rapevictim22 February 26, 2009

Plopdusair

An elegant shit that is considered to be art.

"Dude, you wanna go to the art show? I heard they have plopdusair there!"

by S'crisal Dee January 11, 2014