Plork

When your newborn shits on you.

Fuck. My baby just plorked on me.

by BarryIsHairy February 4, 2010

Plouff

The genital hair that grows between your asshole and balls/vagina otherwise known as the area called the gooch.

*some sloppy girls house*
Jimmy: Yo man I haven't seen you for hours man everything okay?
Billy: No man I went upstairs with Jill, and I was going down on her and she hadn't shaved her plouff
Jimmy: That's rough man. No pun inteaded

by supertongue December 18, 2011

Porfessional

One who claims to be expert in a field in which he is almost completely ignorant.

Fuck i hate working in this photo-lab. The constant stream of porfessional photographers is driving me fucking crazy.

by roland333 May 18, 2011

plorg

(v.) to nearly succeed but clearly fail

(n.) a person who never lives up to their potential

Tim, you plorged the test but I know you're used to that.

That dude is such a plorg, he didn't even practice.

by keepthechanghe July 16, 2022

plof

It can be defined.

1.) A plof is the act of farting when someone is sucking your dick.

2.) plof

Ex. - Normally I wouldn't let Angelina Jolie suck my dick. But I would if she were being fucked by Brad Pitt; but, I'd still plof her.

by enbediz April 1, 2010

Plouffe

To hump into submission.

I Plouffed her last night.

by gkaiser September 28, 2006

Ploring

tripping out

Dude, why are you tripping out?/Dude, why are you ploring?"

by philip pop November 18, 2010