Being a Plant

Acting like a plant. Used to describe behavior in the classroom or workplace where one does not participate in any way, but instead just sits there, soaking up information.
My math class is easy as long as I pay attention during lecture. All this week I have done nothing but being a plant, soaking up my teacher's rays of enlightenment.
by Xloud February 14, 2008
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Robert Plant

to see robert plant's gorgeousness watch the dvd...you'll understand
by plantlover December 28, 2005
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Republi-plant

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.
Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."
by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011
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lap planting

lap planting is releasing your bowels in the middle of a lap dance.
I was getting a lap dance the other day when the bitch started lap planting me.
by Cdawg84 December 14, 2008
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robert planting

The act of pressing a semi erect penis against someone while wearing tight jeans.

Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans on stage when his penis could frequently be seen bulging down the left pant leg when he would become sexual aroused while making love to the music during another amazing performance.
My friend Robert Planted me when I was kneeling down picking something up. I felt his semi erect bulging cock press right against my fat bald head. (Robert Planting)
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
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Tomatoe plant

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.
by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018
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Mr Plant

The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.
AHHHHH. GUYS RUN! ITS MR PLANT! HES COMING FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!
by JAMMMMMMMA October 26, 2022
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